Call the
Sex Psychic
Emergency Line
$3.88/minute
If this button says "call now,"
I am inviting you to interrupt me.
Urgent Questions Need Immediate Responses
- You HAVE to know if she'll fuck you tonight. Should you stop for condoms?
- You can NOT get that one-night-stand hottie out of your mind. What would happen if you call her?
- You haven't seen her for 10 years but for some reason you're fantasizing about her. Is she thinking of you?
For those times, I offer this:
When my $1.88/minute call button says "not available,"
the $3.88/minute emergency button will at times say "call me."
Reach Sallie After Hours
- When I am sleeping, driving or otherwise out and about, I will still try to answer your call if the button below says "call me."
- If you have to talk, I will figure out a way -- but understand that it will mean taking a few extra minutes to get well situated (i.e. pulled safely off the road, in a quiet spot, or woke up!) and you have to wait on the phone for me while I do it.
- It is possible that I might miss the call; you go in to this acknowledging that possibility with patience and understanding.
- To make it worth my while to wake up or whatever, I am pricing this high.
Ask me questions like these:
- What would she do if she knew I liked being dominated?
- Am I a good enough lover?
- Does she really like being spanked, or does she just do it for me?
- What was I like sexually in past lives, and what sexual karma did I accumulate?
- What, if anything, can I do to make my lover accept my cross-dressing?
I'm Sallie,
the Sexual Psychic. I'm clairvoyant and clairsentient.
A meditation teacher and an energy worker.
I feel people's energy and emotions in my own body —
even long distance.
Go ahead, call.
ANYTIME.
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