If this button says "call now," I am inviting you to interrupt me.
Urgent Questions Need Immediate Responses
You HAVE to know if she'll fuck you tonight. Should you stop for condoms?
You can NOT get that one-night-stand hottie out of your mind. What would happen if you call her?
You haven't seen her for 10 years but for some reason you're fantasizing about her. Is she thinking of you?
For those times, I offer this:
When my $1.88/minute call button says "not available,"
the $3.88/minute emergency button will at times say "call me."
Reach Sexual Psychic Sallie After Hours
When I am sleeping, driving or otherwise out and about, I will still try to answer your call if the button below says "call me."
If you have to talk, I will figure out a way — but understand that it will mean taking a few extra minutes to get well situated (i.e. pulled safely off the road, in a quiet spot, or woke up!) and you have to wait on the phone for me while I do it.
It is possible that I might miss the call; you go in to this acknowledging that possibility with patience and understanding.
To make it worth my while to wake up or whatever, I am pricing this high.
Ask questions like these:
What would she do if she knew I liked being dominated?
Am I a good enough lover?
Does she really like being spanked, or does she just do it for me?
What was I like sexually in past lives, and what sexual karma did I accumulate?
What, if anything, can I do to make my lover accept my cross-dressing?
I'm Sallie,
the Sexual Psychic.
I'm clairvoyant and clairsentient.
A meditation teacher and an energy worker.
I feel people's energy and emotions in my own body — even long distance.
